Shoe Porn

(My Melissa's shoes as designed by Karim Rashid and stocked by Imagenius)

(The Imagenius Sale!)

I love shoes. They always fit. Even when ass is fat, my feet are a size 6 (ok, sometimes a 7). I have a vast shoe collection, some are particularly trashy and are never worn, only admired by my inner slut. There is one pair, however, that meets all my Shoe Porn criteria. They are beautiful. Sexy. Comfortable. And Designer (ish). They are my Melissa's designed by Karim Rashid ( the flamboyant designer with the very pink house interiors). How fabulous is the curved wedge heel? I loved the one's designed by Vivienne Westwood, but I lusted after these. And occasionally lust has the edge over love. So I bought them. And no they're not for walking in. These are purely for posing. On our our couch. On our bed.

My friend Jacqui stocks them in her wonderful shop, Imagenius. I hope she has some more in stock and I hope they're available on The Big August Imagenius Sale. Because I want more. Because, having not eaten the last of the koeksisters in the fridge, I think I deserve it. And if I don't buy shoes. Well then, a teeny-tiny piece of bling or an itsy-bitsy bit of art should console me and appease my appetite. Surely.